Vie de Merde

"Life of Shit"

I would like to dedicate this post to one of my more embarrassing moments which happend recently, over spring break, in Lyon.

After hours around the city without toilets as usual, it's time to pee asap. I find a Starbucks in Lyon (the first I’ve seen in France) and rush to the bathroom before ordering a coffee. The Starbucks is packed and the line is practically going out the door. Take care of business as usual. As I exit the bathroom stall the hipster frenchie next to me gives me the one over and then gives me a cockily amused glance. I don’t really think anything of it and I meet Shana halfway through the line. Luckily I'm able to cut in near the front of the line. It is not until after I order my coffee that the guy behind me says to me, in French,
“Excuse me Mademoiselle, but I think you have a technical problem with your skirt.”
Turns out, my skirt was tucked up into my tights and I was bearing my ass to all the people I had cut in front of. Vie de merde :(

Hopefully it atleast made you smile!
Love
Lauren